Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Tosh is acting in a very strange play called It Ain't Half Great Expectations - he plays Don Estella.

 

[Dayvo]

AP went backstage to meat Julian Clary once.

 

[TVC]

Always the Thespian, Dayvo enjoys a warm hand on his entrance.



(old Julian Clary joke)

 

[colly]

TVC is a few hooks short of a full pelmet.

 

[accountantpete]

colly has taken to heaving his old armchair out of the window after someone told him it needs a throw.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

[QUOTE 2027091, member: 259"]None of the other patients are allowed to sit in Pete's special chair.[/quote]
..and none of UM's work colleagues use his preferred trap in the gents.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh takes his own toilet paper to work.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort yodels when on the loo - it helps relax the bowels he says.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort usually pulls out all the stops to make his posts funny.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete can often be seen in the High Street grinding his organ for the amusement of the Saturday shoppers.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty is dumping the left-over sand from his new house in the high street by releasing it via small bags placed in his trousers.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete does the same when the cat's litter tray needs emptying.

 

[Cheddar George]

Whenever Pete digs the garden Mrs Pete has to stand by the corner of the house ready to whistle in case any of the goons come by.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's going over the wire tonight. Pass it on.

 

[accountantpete]

Harry and Tom are ok but Tosh has got a problem with Dick.