Post a lie about the poster above.

[Hover Fly]

CJDorset is an old hand at the "post a lie..." thread.

 

[Archie_tect]

HF: once seen, never forgotten... third in from the left, no, right [sorry]

 

[Hover Fly]

Archie_tect:- Alnwick pole-dancing champion 2010, 2011 and now 2012.

 

[colly]

The Grapes of Wrath.

HF bought a copy when looking for ways to ease his painful 'farmers'.

 

[Black Sheep]

Rockymountain uses 'just for men'

 

[Archie_tect]

[Where?]

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky uses long words in his sentences to disguise the fact that he is discombobulated.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP thought he'd discombabulated once, but turned out he just had a bad bout of trapped wind.

 

[colly]

Tosh is always on the look out for a fair wind.

 

[Speicher]

Colly's watch needs winding.

 

[TVC]

Speicher needs winding.

 

[Rural halfwit]

The Velvet Curtain has no pelmet.

 

[accountantpete]

Rural halfwit exaggerates.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete's got a way with people's money.

Sorry, what I meant to say was, accountantpete's got away with people's money.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky went to Coventry, and he was disappointed not to meet Lady Go Diver.