Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Rocky often goes for a tramp in the woods

 

[Archie_tect]

If there's a tart to be had in a restaurant, TVC'll try it.

 

[TVC]

Archie is calling Rocky a tart.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is the Queen Of Tarts.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort: admires a loose crumpet.

 

[accountantpete]

Archies toaster setting goes all the way to 11.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete, lover of all things charred and crusty.

 

[Speicher]

Mort burnt the vegetables yesterday. It was chard.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher weeds her garden by hand but her friend Sam hoes hers.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete, the gardening Santa of Old Ealing Town...

 

[colly]

Ever the sartorial front runner, Archie regrets deeply the closing of Brentford Nylons.

 

[colly]

Rocky is in charge of the ladders at a window cleaners. He's determined to get to the top.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky still can't work out what Debbie McGee sees in the millionaire Paul Daniels.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete got his discharge papers back yesterday.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky disses himself.