Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Not surprisingly at his age, Rocky dribbles a little. The main problem he finds is that he can't wear light coloured trousers any more.

 

[colly]

It's a long time since TVC wore the trousers in his house.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has decided to take a music exam. It will be the Burt Baccalaureate.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has never listened to The News Quiz.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher has never listened to The News Quiz.

TVC is not telling an lie.

 

[TVC]

Off Topic: Speicher, I thoroughly recommend seeing Jeremy Hardy's stand up show. An hour and a half of a middle aged man moaning, it's brilliant.

 

[Nihal]

TVC only sticks to danceshows on TV..........see what i mean?

 

[colly]

Nihal is a button short of a full waistcoat.

Jeremy Hardy's stand up show. An hour and a half of a middle aged man moaning, it's brilliant.

You mean he gets paid for it??? I've been doing that for years and never made a cent.

 

[TVC]

Colly gets quite irate about the youth of today.

 

[colly]

Going by the available evidence Rocky is a new born.

 

[TVC]

Colly sleeps like a baby at night. He wakes up every two hours and wets himself.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC is nearly fully house-trained. Rubber pants are an extra measure to prevent any mishap.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo wears rubber pants - but for different reasons.

 

[TVC]

Rocky is more of a neoprene type of boy.

 

[Ludwig]

Rockymountains sheets are so stiff they have to be carried out sideways like big pieces of plywood