Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Speicher is holidaying in 1997 until further notice...

I will go and see Dayvo while I am in Norway then.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher's ankle tag has set the alarm off at the local Lidl again.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh went to Ikea three weeks ago and hasn't been seen since the fire alarm went off.
The Fire Brigade suspect he's at a self-assembly point.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When describing Archie, it is probably nicest to say that he looks like he's been dug up from a shallow grave and then hit with a shovel.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie MDB failed the competency test when he applied to the Fire Service. To be fair, he did, eventually, manage to reach the first floor for the interview, but to this day, can't fathom out why the didn't have any stairs, only a bloody slippy pole.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of slippery Poles, Tosh has just been accepted to be on the Polish version of 'Its A Knockout!'.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh could never got the hang of molotov cocktails when he was a student at Kingston Poly, he got really frustrated and completely lost his rag.

 

[accountantpete]

MDB has just got his Joker out...

 

[Archie_tect]

Is that Pete corpsing in the background?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has a very short fuse. Beware if he ever invites you round on bonfire night.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy is not a very dextrous guy, forks and knives are a problem for him.

 

[Archie_tect]

23 years, 332 days, 13 hours and 34 minutes: Speicher's been waiting for that very moment.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect knows the treason for that.

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher's lost the plot.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's still hiding under the bed.