Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Playing a four ball with his mate is what life is about for Tosh.

 

[accountantpete]

colly doesn't mind a bit of rough.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort's short game is the talk of the clubhouse.

 

[Dayvo]

Just for a bit of attention, it amuses AP no end when he walks along the high street and suddenly shouts FORE!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo has the finest collection of Pringle jumpers this side of Carnoustie.

 

[accountantpete]

People are undecided as to which way Tosh swings.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP, fluffer par excellence.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh has stated for years that he did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Unfortunately, everyone agrees, including the subject of his protestations, Monika who works down the chip shop.






Sorry, I was watching the program about the Clintons the other night there.

 

[Cheddar George]

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he is Mad Doug Biker. Doug's off to sort him out.

 

[accountantpete]

George is popping down to see if anyone will get battered.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP always puts salt and vinegar on his.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky has given up washing his underpants; he now does the "shake'n vac" and puts the freshness back.

 

[Seryth]

George only knows this because of his intimate times with Rocky.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay was once the subject of an article in Fortean Times

 

[Seryth]

MDB passed his cycling proficiency test at school.