Post a lie about the poster above.

[hotmetal]

Contrary to popular opinion, Davehateshills is inclined towards inclines.

 

[Davehateshills]

Hotmetal likes to portray a cool exterior...... on the inside he is a furnace of pent up anger!

 

[colly]

DHH's nads are registered in the State of California as lethal weapons.




Frankly, I think it's a load of old b*ll*cks.

 

[Davehateshills]

Colly once gave a speech on a ship..... it went down like the Titanic!

 

[hotmetal]

Hotmetal likes to portray a cool exterior...... on the inside he is a furnace of pent up anger!

No no no Dave, you're supposed to post a LIE about the poster above!
Such as: Davehateshills has an Active Member, and is going to bury Lancashire. Probably.

 

[Davehateshills]

Hotmetal is 323rd in line to the throne. he said that he would love to be a queen! Now that's another story.

 

[hotmetal]

DHH didn't actually get awarded his cycling proficiency badge, he scored it on ebay.

(My claim to fame is to have failed mine for doing skids. Oh well)

 

[Davehateshills]

Hotmetal is the world record holder for eating the most weetabix. He ate 321 in one hour!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

DHH didn't actually get awarded his cycling proficiency badge, he scored it on ebay.

(My claim to fame is to have failed mine for doing skids. Oh well)

Really? I failed mine for..... Oh I get it, this is the lie thread. I genuinely failed mine for riding with a lack of confidence (see my signature).

Hotmetal is the world record holder for eating the most weetabix. He ate 321 in one hour!

Dave once made the largest omelette ever recorded. Quite why, nobody knows, but the way that he was able to fold it all up to that spectacular height in the frying pan was a sight in itself!

 

[hotmetal]

No, my lie was about the poster above. My admission of failing for larking about without due care and attention on a bicycle at the age of 7 is quite true

Mad Doug Biker's real name is in fact Mad John. He lives in a small Victoriana Charabanc and is on a quest to find the missing half of the moon.

 

[Davehateshills]

I had to take out an injunction against hotmetal, he stalked me for two years and made threats about stealing my cycling proficiency badge. That's just wrong!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh the irony Dave, I mean, really! - Dave was one arrested for speeding on his bike.

With it being night, they shone a light on him and he started to introduce himself in a most theatrical way. They told him to stop it, but his reaction to that was

'I don't like to waste a good spotlight boys!'

And continued. Once he'd finished, he then tried to escape in what was to be a dramatic, spine tingling and often dangerous Police chase through the mean streets of Ramsbottom before he finally gave himself up after taking someone hostage (probably the woman who worked at the chippy).

They just shot him with a taser instead.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

He even had dramatic music lined up on his iPod which he was going to listen to during the chase to give added effect too!

 

[Davehateshills]

MDB saw the film 'Face-off' some years ago. He started looking at the possibility of swapping faces with other people. In Jan 2012 he performed a 'face swap' with Bradley Wiggins and then went on to win the Tdf and Olympic Time Trail Gold Medal before swapping back. he now sits in his armchair with a smug look on his face. Smug git!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not bad for someone who failed his Cycle Proficiency test, eh?