Davehateshills
Senior Member
- Location
- Bury, Lancashire
MDB has the secret ingredient from Coke Cola, he has been pursued by Russian agents for the last 10 years however he seems to avoided capture!
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
.....Ajax window cleaner!! .....Oops, the secret is out now.
Dave is such a Dandilion And Burdock addict that he even brews his own at home!
Davehateshills
Senior Member
- Location
- Bury, Lancashire
Ajax window cleaner is actually the saliva of MDB. He has been a window licker for years however he has only recently started to bottle and sell it!
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
daves cv says hes a vision technician .... hes actually a window cleaner
Davehateshills
Senior Member
- Location
- Bury, Lancashire
RR has a second rash on his other cheek...... Not quite sure what it is but it looks tropical!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Dave is a hydration enablement officer, or a Milkman as its better known
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
mdb is a bovine surgeon ...
hes a butcher
hes a butcher
Davehateshills
Senior Member
- Location
- Bury, Lancashire
RR loved watching the telly when he was a kid...... Every time he gets on his bike he shouts "By the power of Grey Skull!" and point a sword in the air!
................... that can't be right!
................... that can't be right!
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
you can tell which programme dave watched when you see him cycling down the road shouting ...IM FREE
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
After shouting
'By the power of Greyskull'
RR then starts to sing the theme from My Little Pony
'By the power of Greyskull'
RR then starts to sing the theme from My Little Pony
Davehateshills
Senior Member
- Location
- Bury, Lancashire
RR heard that Vicky P was on Stricty Come Dancing but got it mixed up with Dancing on Ice. He tried to copy her and took his bike down to the local ice rink. Oh, it wasn't pretty....................... he was still clipped in!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Dave is planning rr's next ice rink adventure. In the same ilk as Bicycle Polo, he's come up with.... Wait for it....... This is going to be good..... Bicycle Curling!!
Davehateshills
Senior Member
- Location
- Bury, Lancashire
MDB tried to copy RR's antics on a frozen river. He was doing well until the ice cracked and he went under.
........................ will he survive? Join us next week on 'Post a Lie'
........................ will he survive? Join us next week on 'Post a Lie'
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Dave used to be the scriptwriter for cliff-hanger episodes of Cadfael in the 90s... old habits die hard.
accountantpete
OAP
Archie is the John McClane of the Architecture world.
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