Post a lie about the poster above.

[Herr-B]

Tosh Collly doesn't use a keyboard, he has one of those Stephen Hawking computers and a button to select what to type.

Damnit!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Herr-B doesn't use his own brain, it's been by-passed and all his knowledge and ability comes from a goldfish called Gerald.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBM has to post all of his thoughts to Shaun before they can be approved. He's currently acting out last Thursday's thought of scratching his bum.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has finally managed to get rid of his pubic lice infestation.





I can tell because he is not as crabby as usual.

 

[Davehateshills]

Colly was arrested last week for feeding fellow CC'ers to the lions at Knowsley Safari Park. You have been warned!!!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Davehateshills has taken up the little known sport of giraffe racing. He's really chuffed, first race, and he only went and won by a long neck.

 

[Herr-B]

Davehateshills hates hills, that's not a lie, but did you know he also hates the flat, the bumpy, the slight incline (up or down). In fact he hates everything. He's just a hater.

Tosh really has a red bandana and wears it 24/7

Damnit, again!!!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Herr-B enjoys a bit of snail racing don'tcha know?!

 

[accountantpete]

I've seen slugs that were quicker than Herr-B.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete's posts have been officially declared spam in Belize and Swindon.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBM is big in Moldova

 

[Davehateshills]

MDB is a BIG boy in Amsterdam, a lady told me! She said she was window shopping, must have been doing her shopping on-line becase I couldn't see a Tesco anywhere

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug doesn't even know what the Capital of Moldova is.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete knows it's M.

 

[Dayvo]

In a desperate last attempt to rid himself of his embarrassing and unsightly haemorrhoids, AP smeared some Colgate toothpaste on the affected area, hoping to achieve a ring of confidence.