Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dave sees Autoglass as being the 5th emergency service (the 4th is The Coast Guard/Lifeboats of course).

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug once called out Autoglass to attend to a chip on his windscreen - a quick wipe soon got rid of the chip and the salt and vinegar smear too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has a chip on his shoulder. The Seagulls just WILL NOT leave him ALONE!!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug follows the trawler.

 

[TVC]

Colly often hangs around the docks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC has a drag act. His stage name is Emma Royds

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Before the sex change, Rockaay was born Norma Sarse

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After the sex change, Rockaay almost called himself Hugh Janus, but tantalisingly, he was talked out of it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's Aunty Eileen married Ben Dover but she never did.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Much to his.... her family's general dismay, Rockaay has been very uncertain about his gender, so has has spent many thousands having various sex change reversals over the years.

His last female incarnation was as Ms Anna Glypta, and what's more, Archie secretly fancied her..... him.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mad Doug is very good at papering over the cracks.

 

[Davehateshills]

Archie designs cracks and then leaves them there for all to see! That's like modern art meets the nude....... grotesque!

 

[roadrash]

daves real name is mike hunt , but during a jop interview for walkers,... he said his name was chris packet

 

[marafi]

RR nickname is road runner.

 

[Davehateshills]

Marafi's real name is Mike Hock.