As a kid Rocky played on the road however he was lucky and was never hit by a car. Since then his parents encouraged him to play on duel carriageways, motorways and even the railways! My god he's a lucky git!
I have had to deal with many people from 'oop north recently and I have noticed that people from Barnsley are the nicest, friendliest people to deal with.
Whereas, those people from Bury are rude, ignorant Gits.![]()
Dave's parents really thought so highly of him that they sent him to Bury

I just Googled Guildford so that I could make up an interesting fact about Doug.........
Sorry but Doug just has nothing interesting about him!![]()