Post a lie about the poster above.

[Davehateshills]

Doug was considered as a Principality however he was too small!

 

[Archie_tect]

Little does Dave know he's the adopted son of a retired Barnsley miner.

 

[Davehateshills]

It look's like I have just found my dad! Hello daddy Archie!

 

[Archie_tect]

Not me son... try Rockaay.

 

[Davehateshills]

My dad is in denial!

 

[Cheddar George]

Dave thinks that denial is a big river in Afr ........... hold on .... i think i've used this one before. I am off to re-read the thread.

 

[Cubist]

Rocky struggles with party games like "Who am I?", even when they aren't playing it.

 

[Cheddar George]

Cubist likes "hide the thimble" ...... except that time he had to go to A & E.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TB likes to shake his (Spotted) Dick.

(Seems I'm as fast as I ever was)

*Nice to see this thread is still going strong*

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

CG Mort likes to find and collect thimbles except that time Cubist went to A&E

 

[Davehateshills]

26 x 25 gets confused when it comes to the theory of a queue. He always seems to end sticking his size 12's in at the wrong time!

 

[Davehateshills]

Mort on the other hand really does believe in fairies so Mort just for you I am about to kill a few!

I don't believe in fairies!
I don't believe in fairies!
I don't believe in fairies!
I don't believe in fairies!
I don't believe in fairies!

Sorry Mort!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort loves string. He is InVest-ed below shirt

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I've done it again

Thought I was quicker last year..........

 

[Speicher]

Mort knows that Santa's naughty step is half way up the stairs, and so it contravenes Elf and safety.