Post a lie about the poster above.

[Iainj837]

Mort is one of Santa's little elves

 

[Iainj837]

I was 2 slow then

 

[accountantpete]

Ian got his name through the number of times he has been called "Slow".

He'll have to change it to Iainj838 now.

 

[Davehateshills]

Pete Mort will be playing Santa again this year. Rudolph has said that unless the 'wind' problem from last year has been sorted then he's not playing! (were not talking weather here!)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

DHH has finally stopped chewing his finger nails. However, nothing will wean him off chewing his toe nails.

 

[colly]

Tosh knows how to prevent diseases caused by biting insects.







Tosh will you please stop chewing that beetles leg.

 

[accountantpete]

colly knows nowt about insects - that's not it's leg he's chewing.

 

[colly]

No bigger than a gnats todger. That's Rocky's claim to fame.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly floats like a bee and stings like a butterfly.

 

[accountantpete]

In a toast eating competition I predict Tosh will be out by Round 7.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky will tell anyone that will listen that "the end of the world is nigh!"

 

[Dayvo]

DHH prefers to be in denime. Or preferably Denise.

 

[Dayvo]

Bloody time warp thingy again!

Odd!

 

[Dayvo]

Dayvo is Dr Who and lives in a Tardis.

 

[Dayvo]

Mort has a whip pet. He get lashed regularly with it.