Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky has green fingers - it's down to all the cheap "gold" jewellery he wears.

 

[Davehateshills]

Pete sells watches for a living. Only the highest quality time pieces make it on the inside of his overcoat!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete sells watches for a living. Only the highest quality time pieces make it on the inside of his overcoat!

Dave is an ex long distance lorry driver. In fact, he could be said he's a Rollex.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug's ears can not believe what they are seeing.

 

[accountantpete]

You can read Rocky like the back of your armpit.

 

[Davehateshills]

Pete has a rock solid poker face that you just can't read and as for his armpit's, well you wouldn't want to go there!

 

[Davehateshills]

Rocky has never been an armpit man, he's more of a sweaty foot type of guy!

 

[colly]

''That's not a foot'' said the chiropodist when Dave mistook his clinic for the STD one.


'Well it's 11 1/2 inches' said Dave

 

[TVC]

Colly has found a way of making his manhood 9 inches long. However, he doesn't really like to fold it in half.

 

[roadrash]

tvc bought some olympic condoms . gold silver and bronze, his misses said wear the silver , and come second for a change

 

[colly]

Roadrash keeps his gold medal in his cycling shorts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly loves to strut about town in his glittery gold jacket with sequins and diamond effect features, lace tie, cowboy boots and hat, whilst making outrageous claims and demanding that people do as he says because 'He's the Sheriff'. Being leader of his Neighbourhood Watch has clearly gone to his head!


....And yes, I know what you are thinking, but the jacket is vintage and you won't find another one anywhere!

 

[Davehateshills]

Doug won a gold running outfit on ebay the other week. It was worn by a famous celeb/charity runner. Doug is now thinking the £250 he paid (as an investment) was perhaps not his shrewdest move!

 

[roadrash]

DHH once had ...IT...fixed ,by you know who ...hows about that then

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug won a gold running outfit on ebay the other week. It was worn by a famous celeb/charity runner. Doug is now thinking the £250 he paid (as an investment) was perhaps not his shrewdest move!

DHH once had ...IT...fixed ,by you know who ...hows about that then

CRASH!! The penny has just dropped about who you are referring too!