Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

RideLikeTheStig needs his big-end scrubbing out.

And Archie is the man to do it!!

 

[roadrash]

Tby T is looking for a scrubber.....any volunteers

 

[Davehateshills]

RR has scrubbed a few roads roads in his time. Normally with his backside!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

roadrash's days of scrub a dub dub are long gone.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay has been measured and found wanting...
... cake mainly.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie_tect's buildings are never designed with measurements.

 

[Davehateshills]

26 x 25 is known as 650 by those who can do multiplication!

 

[Davehateshills]

Mort has been polishing his conkers as the season is upon us. It has been said that he puts them in the oven too!

 

[TVC]

Dave toasts his nuts in front of the fire, however his wife insists he puts his trousers back on when the vicar comes round.

 

[TVC]

Rocky is not spying on me.

(Actually that was slightly worrying for a minute until I worked out how you knew that)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Everybody is spying on TVC, and everyone has been too occupied drawing their plans against him, hence why nobody has replied recently.


















TVC isn't paranoid now.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB was occupied from '40 to '43... three minutes of peace and quiet.

 

[Davehateshills]

Last night MDB Archie set up some surveillance cameras behind TVC's Velvet Curtains!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Due to reasons I wont go in to, Dave is better known as 'The Iron Curtain'.

 

[Archie_tect]

Sadly TVC's curtains were shut so it was completely dark apart from the streetlights... so only saw Dave arrive on his bike... strangely he didn't leave. [Note to Leicester Police: check TVC's freezer].