Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky's middle name is Ernie

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky hasn't posted again becuase he got distracted and his milkfloat has just wrapped itself around the street.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug likes to date the cream of the local girls........rich and thick.

I...... How can I top THAT!?

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB's isn't trying anymore....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie knows Rocky dedicates at least 15 hours a day to this thread.

 

[Seryth]

After Rocky's 15 hours are over, MDB takes over for the remaining 9...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After Rocky's 15 hours are over, MDB takes over for the remaining 9...

Seryth wants those 9 hours instead.

 

[Archie_tect]

Being from South Devon is penance enough.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

South Devon is seen by many in Northumberland, including Archie as being 'the land of milk and honey'.

 

[Seryth]

Note: I'm actually from South London, moved to Devon when I was four

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah, you're just trying for sympathy now.

 

[colly]

Note: I'm actually from South London, moved to Devon when I was four

Some people get all the bad luck.

Seryth removes his body hair using a combination of duct tape, pliers and a blow torch.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly recommends a fine sanding.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wet and dry is Archie's preference

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT plucks his pubes with a 24 carat gold pair of tweezers.