Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

MDB stands naked at his bedroom window shouting at passers by "Do you want to see Mr Wiggly?"

For the record, Mr Wiggly is his pet hamster.

 

[Spooly]

The velvet curtain was what the russians came up with before the "iron curtain" but thought it wouldnt make them sound very hard. also could be translated to a ladies labia

 

[TVC]

Spooly has just got in from a hard morning plucking his banjo on the front porch.

 

[Spooly]

TVC actually thinks he is related to gary lineker

 

[TVC]

We can't reveal Mort's true identity, but he is often seen carrying a fishing rod, a cooked chicken and singing 'Fog on the Tyne'.

 

[Spooly]

TVC is the brains behind the title for the limited edition walkers crisps salt & lineker

 

[accountantpete]

Spooly is so lazy he didn't check that that line hadn't been used before.

 

[colly]

Spooly has a problem with his keyboard. Sometimes the ' n' will come out as an ' l '

 

[colly]

ACP is not at it again.

AND he's got Mort in on the act.

 

[accountantpete]

colly fancies becoming a thespian- or something like that.

 

[TVC]

Pete is a pigeon fancier. The RSPCA are concerned.

 

[TVC]

Mort always laughs at his own jokes.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is afraid to say that no-one else does...

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has giggling fits just from looking at his knees.

 

[TVC]

Pete enjoys looking at his naked body in the mirror. He is now banned from all branches of Primark.