Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky is starring in a What Happened When Rocky Met...programme for the Beeb.

First up is George Michael in the Public Toilets..

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky is wondering "Who do I think I am?"

 

[Archie_tect]

26 knows who he is, but feels vaguely dissatisfied.

 

[colly]

Archie is just getting increasingly vague.

 

[colly]

Ahh bless!.................Rocky has forgotten what he was about to..........??

 

[TVC]

Colly has a fish finger jammed up his nose and chips hanging out of his ears. Mrs Colly is getting worried that he's not eating properly.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC used to do the grissini up each nostril trick at the Italian restaurant every time he went - it was why they sacked him from his waiter's job in the end.

 

[colly]

3BM would be impressed if I knew what grissini was.





Edit.Googled: See us plebs call 'em bread sticks.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Colly had grissini all over the back of his shorts at the velodrome............

 

[colly]

CP rode the track Au Naturelle.








Coincidentally it was the day V. Pendleton decided she'd had enough.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly had grissini all over the back of his shorts at the velodrome............

CP likes nothing better than to read his Asterisk books written by Grissini and Uderzo


Colly just feels Gauled by it all.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug a l'air bien dans son béret.

Un chapelet d'oignons s'il vous plaît.

 

[Archie_tect]

You froggies come over here on your wobbly clapped out bikes, with your garlicky armpits, cheesey strings of onions and flat caps without peaks.....

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort's been talking to my friend Hadrian- he had a bright idea.

 

[accountantpete]

To quote Caesar - "Et tu Archie?"