Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

HF's imaginary friends have un-friended him on Facebook

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has had the whip withdrawn.

 

[TVC]

Pete still prefers soap on a rope.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Never let TVC into your bath. He'll grab anything during his hunt for the soap

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Down the Velodrome, you could be mistaken for thinking a Keirin race was taking place, what with the noise of the Derney bike, but, in fact, it is just TBT farting.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort almost got hung in a visit to Hartlepool.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's a cheeky monkey.

 

[colly]

One of Archie's ancestors was hanged in Hartlepool.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

One of colly's ancestors was dragged off by the Bolsheviks.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah yes, Nakarov.

 

[accountantpete]

After a knock on the head Archie is seeing Tsars

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete tried to smuggle Nicholas I out of Russian in a pastry crust but he was found out by a border guard who sang...

"Hey there you with the Tsar in your pies"

Here all week...

 

[TVC]

During the Bolshovic revolution, Comrade 3B was confused as to whether he was supposed to storm the Summer Palace or the Winter Palace. He just didn't know how to dress.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You know that famous image of the guy in Tiannamen Square standing in the front of a tank whilst waving his bags of shopping at them?

Well, that was Mort after finding out that the taxis had been stopped because the place was overun with tanks, and he was annoyed because he'd have to carry it home. That frozen chicken and sack of spuds was heavy too!!

 

[TVC]

I didn't know MDB was so well educated.