Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC still fixes heads with brown paper and vinegar.

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 is lost in some hedges - he's amazed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I asked Pete about his hedge fund management. He said it was Privet

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad doug doesn't care for cheese,but very partial to virgin boys!

Defy will be hearing from my lawyer over posting defamatory remarks online.

 

[accountantpete]

By day Mad Doug is a mild mannered janitor.

 

[TVC]

You wouldn't like Pete when he's angry.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC has never lost his cool. He won't turn the central heating on ever

 

[TVC]

26 makes Captain Caveman look well groomed.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's mother was nee Anderthal.

 

[TVC]

Pete's family lineage had Darwin stumped.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tvc's ancestors can be traced back to 1936 when, as part of a Nazi experiment which went badly wrong, his Mum and Dad were created

 

[TVC]

When MDB was born his mum and dad were given a stiff talking to.

 

[defy-one]

After TVC was born,the keeper at Chessington sold Coco to another zoo

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Defy has only ever been photographed in the wild once, and that was by an infra red triggered camera set up in a carefully camoflagued box fixed to a tree in Defy's natural habitat.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB can never remember what kind of hedges his mum's planted...
Yew, idiot.