Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay had an inflatable car, until it let him down.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay likes to put his foot down... he is not having cheese on toast for lunch.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie can't afford cheese on toast at any time poor wee man

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 has put his foot down with a firm hand.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh can turn his nose up without moving his head.

 

[colly]

Mort would know. He is one of the original Bottom Inspectors.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort's extra foot gives him an unfair advantage reaching the top shelf in the newsagents.
[edit: too slow again. Grrr, that Colly!]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Colly played Bottom in Shakespeare's Hamlet - he didn't know he should have been in A Midsummer Night's Dream

 

[accountantpete]

Shakespeare's original draft "twentysix by twentyfive, twentysix by twentyfive, wherefore art thou twentysixby twentyfive" didn't scan too well.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete thinks that Hamlet is an omelette with ham

 

[roadrash]

twenty six is getting all eggsited

 

[accountantpete]

roadrash is so addicted to pork he's even ham-fisted.

 

[roadrash]

mort told A P to use oinkment

 

[Archie_tect]

roadrash thinks suppositories taste awful and for the good they've done him, he may as well have shoved them up his bottom.

 

[roadrash]

A P once went to hospital to have a deoderant removed from his rear end ... apparently the instructions read ... remove lid and push up bottom