Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Pete drinks tea from a huge pint pot that his grandad used... what a mug!

 

[accountantpete]

Pete drinks tea from a huge pint pot that his grandad used... what a mug!

I bought such a Victorian cup and saucer from a Charity shop last week - it takes just under a pint!

Archie always adds two lumps of coal to his tea.

 

[Cheddar George]

Every night Pete reads this thread and then cries himself to sleep.

 

[Archie_tect]

Aw!! ...hang on it's a lie ... Yay!!!!
Cheddar hasn't got a single blue vein.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie's blue veins need emergency surgery

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25 is a magic square.... because he isn't.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's rather more rhubarb than custard.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh is rather more cowardy.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie has been known to force rhubarb .......

 

[Herr-B]

It's one of Mort's fetishes to feed RM bullfrogs and then watch him hop onto a glass coffee table.

 

[Archie_tect]

Herr-B is kept in the dark a lot and turns yellow in winter.... look, see?

 

[accountantpete]

That's alright, that's OK

Archie's gonna pump our gas someday.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's alarmed, he's noticed a bustle in his hedgerow.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete, it doesn't really matter if you're old and grey....

[edit: or slow like me]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's slowed down and is "feelin' groovy"!