Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mort made a TV show about it called One Man And His Clog.

 

[Speicher]

ACP recently made a film about a pig farmer, "One man and his Hog".

Etiquette suggests that no-one says I hog this thread!

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't believe anything you hear about Etiquette.... she's a bit wierd.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort is an Ajax supporter

 

[Speicher]

MDB now has a tickette to see his favourite footie team.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has been saving up for ages just to go and see David Beckham play for LA Galaxy.

He has a ticket for a game next week....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort has spent the last 20 years just trying to work out how to send a text

 

[Speicher]

MDB still has not learnt how to send a facsimile.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher doesn't know how to send a text either, and has tried over the years to help Mort reply to one he got 20 years ago which simply said

'Merry Christmas'

















..... It has never occurred to either of them that it might have been a wrong number.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB still has not learnt how to send a facsimile.

Actually, I have never had to use one, so that probably isn't a lie!

 

[Speicher]

Actually, I have never had to use one, so that probably isn't a lie!

At least you knew it was the original word for a fax.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB sends Lots of Love to Speicher when he finds her jokes funny........(there's a Cameron joke in there somewhere)

Rockaay refuses to use a Brooks Saddle after all that's happened

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

At least you knew it was the original word for a fax.

Speicher knows I just googled it.




Only kidding, we learned about them in computing at school, and is one of the few things I actually remember from that class!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay only has break levers on his bike.

So come on Rocks, what have you broken today?

 

[postman]

E that lad MDB is not a Yorkshireman for e would have known there is no e in Brooks them there saddle makers.Tha knows.