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Mad Doug Biker

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Colly has been banned from his local Swinging scene after he mistook the term 'doggy style', and bit the poor woman he was..... well.... doing it with, before taking a sh*t on the carpet.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Colly used to play the Organ at his local church, and, in an attempt to be on a higher plain with God, every week he'd up the tone of what he was playing.
By week 5 of this, he had attracted the local stray dogs and cats, had scarred all the kids for life, and could actually make pensioner's ears bleed.

He was banned from so much as going anywhere near the organ after that.
 
TVC likes to impersonate female comedians and has just done a really good Thora Hird.
 
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