Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TBM is spreading malicious rumours over Rocky's love life

 

[TVC]

The book on 26x25's love life is now available in the library. You can find it in the history section.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You can find TVC's in the Fiction section

 

[Archie_tect]

Mad Doug would like to confirm his isn't in the Children's Section... cos that would get him locked up. But you will find it in 'Large Print' for those who need things magnifying.

 

[Speicher]

Mocky Roundtin has one of those cookery book holders. It is a very snazzy one that keeps the recipe book open at the right page, and has a perspex cover to keep the pages clean. Unfortunately it was difficult to read the book, as it kept wobbing about after he had been using the food mixer. He decided to try and fix the cookery book holder. It did not take long for him to discover the reason for the wobbliness: it had a rocky mounting.

 

[Archie_tect]

I prefer her spicy rocky puns.

 

[postman]

Rockymountain has just been turned down for the Christmas edition of Who wants to be a millionaire.

He cannot name a friend to phone.

 

[TVC]

Rocky Postman has buns of steel. I think he might have left them in the oven too long again.

 

[postman]

TVC has a thing about moving house when the fancy takes him.He first lived in Melton Mowbray cos he liked Pie.Then he got a diet kick so he moved to Quorn,Then he liked football so he went to Earl Shilton,He got a job down the pit so he moved to Coalville.

Why he now lives in Bottesford is beyond me.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky was involved in a very ugly incident today during a protest outside the Town Hall. The Police were called to investigate.

Witnesses confirmed that Rocky was the ugliest person in the crowd.

 

[colly]

Rocky is the possessor of two right buttocks. The neighbours are correct in thinking he is a right arse.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly never minces his words, because that would spell dtseisar....

 

[Speicher]

Archie kwnos tath if you mddleu wrdos but keep the frsit and lsat lttrees in the rghit palce the wrod can slitl be raed.

 

[colly]

Speicher has overdosed on the Alphabeti Spaghetti again.

 

[roadrash]

colly has found a new way for yorkshire men to take ecstasy .its called .... E BY GUM