Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's a Schweppes man.
People walk into Christmas parties and immediately swoon, holding their noses...looking questioningly at their hosts... "Schhh.... you know who."

 

[Speicher]

Archie Mort has a fondness for mixers, and gets very thirsty. He once drank Canada dry.

 

[colly]

Just don't ask to see Speicher's southern comfort.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky Mort is stuck on the idea of drinking Glüwein.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky likes playing easy card games with his very young nephews. To get into the spirit of the game he drinks plenty of Schnapps.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort did the same - but sent it Hair Mail.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort would lay down his life for his beloved... good job Mrs Mort hasn't caught wind of it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky's contract for new clothing went well as he got his full ballerina kit delivered in time

 

[Speicher]

Strange that, as tbt has a tu tu too.


Or is it a four four?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky does some stalking in his spare time.......

 

[Speicher]

Unfortunately for tbt, he is not feeling well enough to eat any mince pies.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher has chocolate muffins

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher has chocolate muffins

TBT is the apropos of nuffink

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is more of a From Here To Eternity guy and has constructed a fake beach in the bedroom.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete is a Last Tango in Paris sort of a chap and has a packet of...best leave it there...