Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky loves the smell of Mort in the morning.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP actually lives in a tiny village called Mort, and is so tiny that its only residents are himself, old Mrs Higgins next door, and Doris, a chicken in her mid 40s.

 

[TVC]

MDB has had his eye on Doris for a while.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC utterly refuses point blank to believe that Kinder Eggs are made in a factory.

 

[Speicher]

When asked by the waiter, "Would you like Eggs Benedict?", MDB replied that his name was not Benedict.

 

[TVC]

Whilst in a Paris Bistro, Speicher asked the waiter for his recommendation.
"I suggest the Croque-Monsieur" he replied.
"You cheeky twerp" spat Speicher "I'm a lady, and what is a croque?"

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's never tires of telling his local Chinese restaurant how much he enjoys their Sweet and Sour Chicken... it's always rubbery.

 

[colly]

Archie gets vicarious pleasure by ordering a '69' at the local takeaway. The menu stops at 56 so he's always going hungry.

 

[TVC]

Colly's always getting things arse about face.

 

[colly]

TVC always enjoys a blow by blow account(ant).

 

[TVC]

Colly is into sadistic, necrophiliac, bestiality. He has tried to find others with the same fetish, but really he's just flogging a dead horse.

 

[colly]

TVC is not acquainted with scrapers and the bottoms of very old barrels.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky would prefer me not to tell you that he was once a Saggar-Maker's Bottom Knocker.

 

[colly]

Rocky, being an 'old sea dog', wants his turn in the barrel.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly drinks at the Fog and Duck... he gets it right most days.