Post a lie about the poster above.

[defy-one]

Colly wishes he could model for Mort

 

[TVC]

Defy models for Jacamo.

 

[defy-one]

TVC models for wonderbra

 

[accountantpete]

Defy is a brand slut.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's already celebrating that the world has not ended. Those pesky Mayans.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort's already celebrating that the world has not ended. Those pesky Mayans.

When Tosh goes to the toilet and then proceeds to leave the door open afterwards, everyone else in the house certainly thinks the world is about to end!

 

[TVC]

Rocky isn't worried about going to hell. He lives near Basildon, so it'll be like a holiday for him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC and Leicester...... well, what can we say, really?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Vlaanderen - Twinned with The Gazza Strip

 

[TVC]

MDB knows that the Gazza strip is vertical black and white stripes, whilst the Gaza strip is a small area of Palestine isolated and kept under virtual siege by Israel.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Rockaay joined his local 5 a side football team, they were delighted to have him, and oh how they laughed when he turned up wearing a large fake belly and pair of t*ts!

..... Imagine their horror then when they suddenly realised that they weren't fake.

MDB knows that the Gazza strip is vertical black and white stripes, whilst the Gaza strip is a small area of Palestine isolated and kept under virtual siege by Israel.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's wondering exactly what the hell he's going to do with a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[Speicher]

Mort has three french hens in his freezer.

 

[Cheddar George]

Phwoooarr !!! Colly's birds !

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar has had 5 rings so far today, and he's due to hit the Gay bar later on too!,