Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Postie, you've just uncovered Rockaay's dastardly plan to take over the world with his 'Death Ray'.

 

[Andy_R]

If Rockaay's got a dastardly plan, that must make A_t Muttley.

 

[postman]

Andy-R wishes he had walked away from that last pint,this morning all he can hear is the Pink Panther theme.Durham,durham, durham ,durham, durham.

 

[TVC]

Postman has already broken three of his four New Years resolutions. If he catches sight of Kylie Minogue in a short skirt on TV he is likely to break the fourth.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC is watching Kylie and eating roast beef. He is masticating furiously. I said masticating.

 

[Andy_R]

I totally agree with Rockaay

 

[TVC]

Rocky isn't deluded.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year.​

,,,when I say 'like'...

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is hoping for an anus mirabilis.

 

[colly]

ACP is always on the lookout for a likely looking anus.


Can I say that ?

 

[TVC]

Colly's posts have hit rock bottom.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky bit off more than he could chew

 

[Andy_R]

ts x tf is giving everyone a right mouthful

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Andy R likes running down the high street with his y-fronts filled with custard, jelly and cream - you wouldn't want to trifle with him.

 

[Ludwig]

Threebikemcginty wanted to try phone sex but kept getting his private parts caught in the cable