Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky never tells porkie pies.

 

[Moon bunny]

Speicher got out of jury service by shouting "Liar" as soon as the accused spoke.

 

[TVC]

Moon Bunny can be found at the bar in wig and gown uttering "If it pleases the Court..."

The barmaid is getting a bit bored of it.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's wig and gown turns the sailors' heads down at the Mucky Duck.

 

[Andy_R]

Archies wig and gown turn the sailor's stomachs down at the forementioned hostlery

 

[postman]

Andy R is playing a pirate in his local rep production.Seaman Stains will he be called.Ar.

 

[marafi]

postman was a marine.

 

[Andy_R]

marafi was in a marine











aquarium

 

[Archie_tect]

Marafi used to be a marching band.

Andy_R used to be 'andier.... normally with his fists

 

[TVC]

Archie's attempts to infiltrate The Dagenham Girl Pipers were constantly frustrated.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort's Key Man insurance costs £26 per annum.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has a Mortice lock on his front door.

 

[TVC]

The drawbridge is always up at Wol Castle.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC is drawing the curtains. Then he'll draw some flowers, and then a cute kitten. All in crayon mind you.

 

[TVC]

Andy's been in the dressing up box again.