Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Pete's breast reduction surgery was a great success.

 

[Archie_tect]

Have you met Mort's brother, Hampstead?

 

[TVC]

Archie always rides his tandem with a structural engineer. That way Archie can steer from the front and look like he's in charge, but when he gets to the difficult bits that require some hard work he just takes his feet off the pedals and lets the structural engineer take care of it.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's motto is never use big words over 5 letters.

 

[TVC]

Rocky's short attention span means that he can never get past the first sentence of any post. The main result of this is that, I don't know why I'm bothering, he's already given up on this response. So for everyone else, why not go to the 'What do you really look like' thread and have a good laugh at his legs.

 

[Lullabelle]

TVC has just posted me a picture of his legs - he's wearing the green

We are not sure how he gets into a wetsuit

Rocky is wearing the blue

 

[accountantpete]

After staring at the bulges for 30 secs, Lullabelle has just noticed their thighs.

 

[Lullabelle]

After staring at the bulges for 30 secs, Lullabelle has just noticed their thighs.

 

[Archie_tect]

Lullu is presently being fanned by TVC using one of his kippers, as you would expect- always the gentleman.

 

[Andy_R]

Archie secretly wants to bind Lullu with one of his kipper ties

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC has just posted me a picture of his legs - he's wearing the green

We are not sure how he gets into a wetsuit

That's what comes of wearing Jodhpurs for too long.

Andy wants some Jodhpurs

 

[Moon bunny]

Twentysix by twentyfive can prove god exists, using integral calculus.

 

[marafi]

^ loves tea!

 

[Andy_R]

Moon bunny is certain she knows the answer to this

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky is sure his cat is both alive and dead, but he doesn't dare open the box just in case he's wrong