Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher's just sold Norfolk to a Russian billionaire for £12.37.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is trying to work out how to make a coconut shy.

 

[Moon bunny]

Accountantpete's central heating boiler is about to explode.

 

[Archie_tect]

MB's bleeding radiators, at least that's what it sounds like...

 

[accountantpete]

Mort has booked a trip to Prague and has paid by cheque.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's belt and braces have both failed at the same time.

 

[Hover Fly]

Tosh has stripped to the waist and is running round the playground shouting "YIPPEEE!! its raining."

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay like-um Jane... him big heap.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie has given up drinking "Um Bongo" for the rest of January.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cheddar is on a diet of Coke. He's got a Pepsi(c) ulcer

 

[Archie_tect]

26 has discovered Six-Up.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has discovered the Young Conservatives and is talking balls all the time..

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay knows that Harwich is the gateway to another world.

 

[TVC]

Mort has always enjoyed sucking on a crunchy gherkin.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

As TVC tells everyone, he's a hard act to follow.