Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie has just ordered his Newcastle/Sunderland friendship scarf.

 

[postman]

Rockymountain was invited to take part in a Mary Stopes commercial on contaceptives,but being a Catholic he had to pull out at the last minute.

 

[Moon bunny]

Postman has eaten all the pies, slices of quiche and Scotch eggs. next will be the chicken legs and the funny bits of pastry with slime on them. After that he will go onto the cheesecakes and gateaux.

 

[Archie_tect]

MB was last seen clearing the six foot fence around the park next to Tescos... guess what she's been eating.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie is annoyed that Tesco beefburgers aren't 100% horse meat

 

[accountantpete]

26 x 25 is marketing irradiated seabird burgers under the slogan "Gives You Wings"

 

[Hover Fly]

Moon bunny, archie_tect, twentysix by twentyfive and accountantpete, what a ménage á quatre that would be.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort is absolutely appauled to learn that he's a distant relative of mine

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's been practicing his snogging technique with the back of his hand again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's been practicing his snogging technique with the back of his hand again.

Oh Uncle Tosh, I'm hurt!


..... Even cousin Rockaay looks offended!

 

[Archie_tect]

Mad Doug has been arrested by the Vatican Police for attempting to snog the Pope again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is the only person in the whole of Northumberland I'm not somehow related too. Instead, he was created in the fire at Windscale.

 

[Andy_R]

Rockaay is normal for Norfolk

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy's as normal as you can reasonably expect.

 

[Archie_tect]

Shhhh.... idiot!