Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Rocky's admiring his floury baps in the mirror

 

[accountantpete]

Andy'R's buns are hot










cross with honey and butter

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete's just hot and cross.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie's in bed this morning. That haggis was a bit dodgy last night

 

[Archie_tect]

26 is still bemused by the panicky severe weather warning yesterday... personally delivered by an apologetic Michael Fish.

 

[TVC]

Archie has issued a warning for damaging wind today, again he blames the haggis and neeps.

 

[TVC]

Rocky has had a light lunch today. Four cheeseburgers and ten bags of chips.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC was aghast at the sight of Rocky's meal - no tomato ketchup!

 

[Speicher]

TVC serves the food in a very flamboyant manner. He now has a chip on his shoulder.

 

[TVC]

Speichers line in pitta bread flip-flops are going down a storm at the vegan market.

 

[Speicher]

TVC adheres strictly to Trading Standards guidelines. He puts pork in his pork sausages and vegetarians in his vegetarian sausages.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has a secret ingredient in her burgers - horse









radish

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When it comes to cordon bleu Rocky points at daddy's sauce

 

[TVC]

Rocky's part in a porn film was quite short

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC does the catering for a porn film company, they like his spit roast best.