Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Rocky is well known elsewhere as Mr Petomane

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort is suffering from a form of gout brought on by over consumption of brussels sprouts.

 

[Dayvo]

RM always thought that The Police were well before their time. For example, the line from Message in a Bottle, 'sending out an sms', has always amazed him that they could see into the future.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo's left shoe is size 10 and his right shoe is size 7. His feet are both 10 though.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM's 'genetic' error was the inspiration for the Isle of Man flag.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has two left feet. He keeps them in the freezer and refuses to say where he got them from.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC is a bloody good dancer: he's got two right feet.

 

[TVC]

Rocky's too late again

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Everytime rockster goes into his local cafe they shout "you for coffee" at him. He hasn't worked it out yet.

 

[Dayvo]

Far cough is a saying 3BM has heard many times, too.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo's cough can be heard in Sweden and in Finland if the wind is correct.

 

[Archie_tect]

26x's cough can be heard in Carlisle when Dayvp's wind blows south -west.

 

[Dayvo]

Mort loves nothing more than a gobbling tea maid first thing in the morning.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

All rockymountains in this thread are fictional. Any resemblance to real rockymountains, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

oh bollocks, not changing it.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM has just gone into his own time zone - again.