Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TSTF has unearthed a lost Enid Blyton series of books called Six In The City.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete got talking to a depressed woman in a coffee shop in Edinburgh. He told her about an idea he had for a children's story about wizards and magic. He noticed she suddenly became quite interested and kept asking him about it. What a right muggle, he thought.

 

[TVC]

Archie is well known for depressing women in coffee shops.

 

[Moon bunny]

TVC tried to light a match for the first time in his life today. He rubbed it against the seat of his jeans, like cowboys do, 6 times before someone pointed out it was a safety match and could not be struck like that.

 

[Hover Fly]

TVC tried to light a match for the first time in his life today. He rubbed it against the seat of his jeans, like cowboys do, 6 times before someone pointed out it was a safety match and could not be struck like that.

(Guess who really did this this morning .)

 

[Hover Fly]

Rocky can open a bottle of beer with his eye socket.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort's been picking up the signals.

 

[Dayvo]

Mort actually enjoys being picked up by the short and curlies.

 

[Archie_tect]

Janet enjoys a wee jiggle along to the Light Programme.

 

[TVC]

Archie is a regular contributor to Any Answers. It beats shouting at trees.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort is well qualified for his production engineering director's post with JCB, he got Grade 2 CSE in woodwork.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has been trying to become a rock star but has had to admit defeat.

It's back to the drawing board I suppose..

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete's ambitions for Rock stardom turned to Stone

 

[TVC]

Rocky appearing in The Y Factor. When he performed, everyone just asked "why?"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC appeared in the Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz factor