Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Archie does not like pancakes.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort may experience a sound battering.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie is a pancake flat earth believer. He's always very worried on Shrove Tuesday that the great giant in the sky will splash lemon and sugar from above and devour the planet.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay could pull any loose threads you might have into a solid post.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie hasn't yet learnt how to tie his own shoelaces and is destined to wear slip-on Hush Puppies for the rest of his life.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete knows the wonder that is Velcro [TM]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky has a thing for models.

The 1/72nd scale Supermarine Spitfire and Elle MacPherson are his favourites.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh has Elle suspended on his bedroom ceiling, just smile and back away...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky speaks with forked tongue, or at least he has done so ever since the "incident" with the cutlery.

 

[TVC]

Rocky finds the comedy of the Two Ronnies a little too cutting edge.

 

[accountantpete]

The mail is so crooked around Rocky's area even the tins of Spaghetti Letters have been opened by the Postman.

 

[Archie_tect]

Guess who isn't getting any more birthday cards delivered at ChateauPete.

 

[accountantpete]

The local Hallmark shop doesn't do a card for Archie's birthday - it has to be pre-ordered.

 

[TVC]

Mort has tried cannibalism. He ate a clown once, he thought it tasted a bit funny.

 

[welshwheels]

TVC really has eaten a horse