Post a lie about the poster above.

[Alan Frame]

A walnut whip is not the only type of nut that TBM likes flagellated.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort once got his voting slip and Pools coupon mixed up and Littlewoods staff in Liverpool were upset to get a "You ******* scumbags want a good ******* you ***ers" 5 Away Results entry.

 

[Alan Frame]

Rockymountain's ambition to go out with a bunny girl failed to materialise when he took a wrong turn in the Gorbals and injured himself in the Trossachs.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Alan Frame once mixed up a Glaswegian kiss with a French kiss and nearly bit his tongue off.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rockymountain has been left wondering why, after complementing a friend on the way the mew mustache is growing, she suddenly does not want to be his friend anymore.

 

[Speicher]

Moon bunny's cat can mew very loudly.

 

[Nihal]

Rocky descends from the Pyramid of Giza..............and he is also part Stonehenge

 

[Nihal]

Here a picture of Mort the farmer's bike....

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is not as green as he is cabbage looking.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky thought that he could hear somebody singing Beegees songs in his herb garden but it was just the chive talking.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky mentioned the War!

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh thinks he got away with it.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky supports West Ham just so he can wear a scarf like Private Pikes.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mr. and Mrs. Cheesy Jo are so incompatible they had separate weddings.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky was matron of dishonour