Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

voluntarily.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

^^^ This may or may not be my post, but if in the unlikely event that it is, MDB is sitting in a corner which defeats the concept of the thread.

If you must know, I am currently sitting in a Jacuzzi in MDB Towers with a group of nubile young ladies!

 

[Archie_tect]

Shift up.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is washing the dogs again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Shift up.

As I've said previously, Archie isn't easily confused. It was a lie... I really AM sitting in a quiet corner watching the Snooker (the Maguire - Poomjaeng match).

Mad Doug is washing the dogs again.

ACP knows that Colly has fantasies about that!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cues, balls, holes..... Rockaay can't see any possible jokes in that lot.

 

[accountantpete]

The TV company has pulled the plug so there is not much to see..

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP wishes he was on the red button (wayhay!)

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm sorry Doug... so very, very sorry.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As an awkward silence falls over Ccland, Archie wonders if he really IS getting the best deal from his cable and broadband provider.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB doesn't get broadband on Craggy Island

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mad Doug is very excited, 1G is about to be installed in the Glasgow area and he's saving up for a new fangled interweb enabled telephone

(Ha ha ......I'm not changing it 26x.....you are just too quick for me)

It wouldn't be a lie if it was about me Rocky

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Despite having all the mod cons, there is one thing that has troubled TBT for years. Where exactly ARE the spiders on the Interweb? Are they big? Are they very hairy? And most importantly of all, can they climb up his connection?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay always wanted to be a Rebel Rebel, but Mummy wouldn't let him

 

[colly]

The sun shines on the righteous they say. Doug is sick of always being in the shade.