Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Colly has a friend that he keeps in a drawer in the hall.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But Archie's friend was nowhere to be seen

 

[colly]

Overland, underland, wombling free,
The Wombles of Wimbledon common are we.
So sang the famous Wombles.

That may be so, but they aren't as common as MDB.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is the little mentioned down and out Smurf living in a cardboard box, Blue Mink!



Sorry.

 

[colly]

MDB is not sorry.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is a HUGE Earth Wind And Fire fan and is very, very sorry!

 

[Archie_tect]

Given the success of Doug's "Racing on Four" pilot, he's enlisted the help of Claire Balding as his accent coach.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Given Archie's great love of Henry V and its speeches, he used to practice his elloqution by reciting

'How now brow wow'.


Nobody had the heart to tell him that he'd misheard 'brow wow' from the 'Once more unto the breach' speech.

 

[Cubist]

Doug still wants to know who Saint Crispin was, and which band he was in.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug still wants to know who Saint Crispin was, and which band he was in.

Ever since the Eurostar services have started there, Cubist has campaigned exhaustively to have London St Pancras renamed to 'London Agincourt'.

'From Agincourt, you will be able to go from A to B and from B back to A' he says, but others have begun to notice that his comments are seriously starting to go down the pan.

 

[Cubist]

MDB knows a great way to get to Mornington Crescent, but doesn't like Haddock in cheese sauce, so never bothers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When asked in a poll for what Britain's most scenic railway line was, Cubist replied that it was the Waterloo And City line.

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug's a Northern fan.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is like the Channel Tunnel. Big, thick and dull.





IGMC

 

[colly]

MDB's tunnel is best avoided.