Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Sorry Archie, that's not a lie.


Archie prefers his wellies full of custard. He'll deny it of course, but we all know.

 

[colly]

Whereas TVC prefers his custard full of wellies.

Funny old world innit?

 

[Archie_tect]

[TVC, having thought of it, that's not a lie either... how brilliant!!]
Colly prefers his wellies with apple pie.

 

[colly]

Archie realises I will be stalking him this time next week.

 

[accountantpete]

colly's realised that his brain has gone in one direction whilst his body has gone in another.

He's now practising swivelling his eyes to remedy the situation.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete looks like he smells... creme de cassis with just a touch of star anise.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie smells like he sounds, he's lost in a crowd and he's hungry like the wolf !

 

[Archie_tect]

Never, ever, ask Mort to enquire if the vicar would like another biscuit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie has been saving that for post 35000 of this thread!

Well done!!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug will never live down the day when, in an attempt to impress a lady with his liking of the exotic, he asked the local fishmonger if he had a chocolate starfish.

 

[Dayvo]

colly is always dropping things: his guts is just the latest in a long list.

 

[s7ephanie]

Mad Doug Biker stole my undies off the washing line !!!

 

[s7ephanie]

Dayvo was the look out !

 

[colly]

Rocky is a founder member of UKIP







Ultra Keen Irritating Pillocks.

 

[colly]

S7eph has a birds nest