Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

MB was caught by a hospital orderly pushing sugar puffs up her nose. When asked why MB pointed to the sign above her bed, "Nil by mouth".

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort's made all the characters from the famous murder-mystery boardgame using his breadmaker - he's pitching Cluedough to Waddingtons very soon. If they'll just answer his emails.

 

[Cheddar George]

3BM was kicked out of the Monoply world championships when he tried to nationalise the utilities and train stations.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG has patented MonoplyTM... the world's first single ply timber composite sheet... it looks like balsa wood but what do I know.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has just passed Go - be a good chap and stop eating the board please.

 

[colly]

Pet is still trying to work out what a board made from cheese is for.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly thought a smorgasboard was like The Gas Board but more so.

 

[Cheddar George]

3BM always enjoys the Haemorrhoid Sufferers Association annual social evening. They do a good stand up buffet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

On Trans World Airlines flights CG always asks for a TWA tea.

 

[colly]

Mort makes for the spittoon.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly can spark his clogs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort makes for the spittoon.

Colly and Archie love nothing better than hitting the Sasparilla after a busy day at the office.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rockymountain cut an otter-flap in his boat house door, but had to nail it shut because mink were getting in.

 

[Archie_tect]

MB occasionally gets into an utter flap unlike door mice.

 

[Speicher]

Archie knows a coy pu when he sees one!