Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayvo is about to have a Lumbar Puncture in a small Welsh village called Trephine.


..... Just don't tell Matt!

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug often goes trepanning for nuggets, he hasn't found any yet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie needs Chicken McNuggets like a hole in the head

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort said that he is having tea at the Savoy. ................ .or was he going to have a saveloy for tea ? Stop speaking with your mouth full Mort !

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar is a real gentleman and is also an accomplished chef.

Never let it be said that he doesn't enjoy seeing people savouring every mouthful of his 'Gentleman's Relish'.

 

[Nihal]

MDB farking is Gordon farking Ramsay's farking protege.............he farking even farking speaks like farking him

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Nihal's Curry is so f***ing hot that you could f***ing well use it as a f***ing patio heater!!

 

[Nihal]

MDB knows i only cook curry when i need to kill someone............

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug never uses a fork, he prefers his fingers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Due to a rare birth defect, Archie can only properly identify things by either sniffing or licking them like a dog does.

It has got him into so many scrapes and visits to A&E you wouldn't believe!!

 

[Dayvo]

Inspired by those high-speed 'jet blade' hand driers at airports, RM has decided to invest in one for his toilet at home.

Tight bugger that he is, though, he's decided that his old toaster does the trick just as well.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky once bought some biscuits in Chard, but they were rather over-cooked.

 

[matthat]

Rocky likes playing hockey!!

 

[Speicher]

Rocky Matthat bought a clock in Dornoch.

 

[colly]

Speicher bought some beef in Leith.

Then she was dismissed by the police.