Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker and I are going to be together on the sofa watching "The History of Britain's railways" this evening.

MDB will point out every mistake the presenter makes.

It's usually continuity errors in the filming you see the most of.

Anyway Speicher is going to provide the tea, and I'm providing the sandwiches (NOT spam!!)

 

[Cheddar George]

MDB always prepares his spam sandwiches in his reasonably priced s o l i d w o o d kitchen.

 

[Cheddar George]

kitchen.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The site of spam fritters always gives Cheddar solid wood.

 

[Cheddar George]

The farking room where you cook your dinner.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The f***ing room where you cook your dinner.

Cheddar's K*tchen is in his bedroom

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB shares a bathroom and his pantry with Rockaay but he removes the lightbulbs to prevent casual toothpaste and chocolate theft.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie bought one of those bowler hats with a lightbulb on top from the Olympic Opening Ceremony last year, and now uses it to cycle in.

If he's feeling a bit mischievous, he likes to change the bulb to a blue one and turns on the flashing unit he fitted specially!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Kiss Me Quick'




.... Rockaay is being optimistic even with that hat!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has always been a bit confused by New Cross Gate

What bit across the Gate is new? He protests.

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug's just cross, all the time... Grrrr.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie is a cross dresser. "Where's my F****** shoes, i give up with this F******* zip." etc.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cheddar is a Welsh Dresser - "Where's my daffs and leeks? - I must have my buttonhole and bouquet" etc

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort's got a leaf blower with a 300 BHP V6 engine.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

3BM is jealous as his blower is a mere 299 BHP