Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort planted two rows of brassicas. He calls it his dual cabbage way

 

[accountantpete]

Mort thinks that molehills are the casts from a species of giant worm.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP is currently penning a story involving time travel and gardening. He's going to call it

'Back To The Fuchsia'

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB hangs onto his Hollyhocks

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT is also penning a series of tall stories based at a paper mill, and from what I've seen, they are very exciting you know!

He hopes to launch 'Pulp Fiction' next month.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie bought one of those bowler hats with a lightbulb on top from the Olympic Opening Ceremony last year, and now uses it to cycle in.

If he's feeling a bit mischievous, he likes to change the bulb to a blue one and turns on the flashing unit he fitted specially!

And, in a shock (but not so surprising) move, Archie has decided to sell it all to a one Mr Matthew_T of North Wales.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mad Doug Biker is convinced Matthew_T is Mrs. Trellis's son.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rockymountain can sing Estuans Intrinsecus to the tune of Good King Wenceslas.

 

[Summerking]

Moon bunny's Death Star is in orbit over head once every twenty four hours

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Summerking is actually Ming The Merciless, and is planning to annihilate our planet some time later.

 

[TheDoctor]

MDB is annihilating my Laphroaig right now!

 

[Summerking]

TheDoctor handcrafts tinfoil Budgie-Smugglers for Atomic scientists in the Ukraine

 

[colly]

Summerking is in training to be a peanut smuggler finder.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly is training to be normal.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty is almost house trained.