Post a lie about the poster above.

[ThinAir]

MDB is a secret member of Beighe-a-holics anonymous.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is a secret member of Beighe-a-holics anonymous.

Oh..... *breaks down in tears*.... Its true, ITS TRUE!! I feel so dirty, I need help, really, I do!!

Don't look at me.... I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME!!


..... Was TA's response when it was found out he had wardrobes full of nothing but beige clothes.

 

[ThinAir]

MDB has a rather under active imagination. He has a team of writers beavering away feverishly updating his threads @ CC

 

[colly]

Lady Penelopy: Doug, take of my dress.

Doug: Yes M'lady.

Lady Penelopy: Doug, take off my Bra.

Doug: Yes M'lady.

Lady Penelopy: Doug, take of my knickers.

Doug: Yes M'lady.

Lady Penelopy: Doug.

Doug: Yes M'lady?

Lady Penelopy: Don't let me catch you wearing them again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has a rather under active imagination.

That's supposed to be a lie!

He has a team of writers beavering away feverishly updating his threads @ CC

I just wish I could get the beaver mentioned!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

...... Nope, I still can't think of anything to say...

 

[colly]

11664............It's taken a long time for you to realise.

Doug is SHARP.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

11664............It's taken a long time for you to realise.

Doug is SHARP.

Colly has been recording, documenting and analysing my messages since I started




(You are nothing special yourself Colly! ).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2490137, member: 259"]Colly's sulking because he never gets a pubic hair in his curry.[/quote]

Especially as he likes to supply the kitchen specially whenever he arrives at the said eatery

 

[ThinAir]

Especially as he likes to supply the kitchen specially whenever he arrives at the said eatery

Freshly plucked from his beaver. Occasionally, Doug will resort to wearing a mirkin and has remarked that because it gets a bit warm, his gentleman'a area has ended up wetter than Rod Hulls Roof!

 

[Archie_tect]

Thinair: the thinking man's high altitude training regime.

 

[colly]

Andrews is Archie's surname. He's always needed a hand up.

 

[Summerking]

with a sinking feeling Colly realised that Javelin imprints amongst the Azaleas meant Fatima was stalking him, again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

SK has just spent the afternoon trying to convince Roackaay that Fatima Whitbread is a real name

 

[colly]

Never did like Whitbreads.

Mad Doug is busy making a scale model of The Flying Scotsman from haggis parings.