Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Both AT and colly strive like mad to come up with a great lie about the previous poster. Unfortunately they are only Sunday league standard, but nobody has the heart to tell them that they should up their game.

 

[colly]

Dayvo doesn't like it up 'im. Game or no.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly is trying.

 

[accountantpete]

In private Archie licks his cranks.

 

[Summerking]

accountantpete hasn't been able to sit down since Khamis Gaddafi reclaimed his diamonds.

 

[ThinAir]

Everytime Summerking gets a phone call, he dare not answer, as he fears it is Khamis Gaddafi after the missing diamonds....

 

[matthat]

Thin air is worried that every time the phone rings it's going to be another ppi call!!

 

[Summerking]

matthat has a T-shirt in Arabic, translated it says 'I have Diamonds'

 

[Cheddar George]

Summerking is the Howard Marks of budgie smuggling.

 

[ThinAir]

Mort owns a pharmacy.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort wrote a romantic novel called The Bridges of the East Lancs Road.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort could play blues harmonica at the age of 2.

 

[Cheddar George]

Accountant Pete .......... the worst ever choice of name for a blues harmonica player. Pete used to get beaten up on a regular basis by Blind Willie Jones and No Shoes Murphy.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort must learn to put the jar containing his numerous operation parts somewhere a little less conspicuous.

 

[ThinAir]

Archie enjoys playing the ukulele, whilst cleaning windows.