Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Mort, covered in a pale fluffy down

 

[accountantpete]

TVC attended Kamikaze school and enquired why there were no lessons on landing.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete has reached his destination... 27 years early.

 

[Dayvo]

AT believes that there's no time like the present. That's why he never buys watches or clocks for friends or family.

 

[accountantpete]

Surprisingly Dayvo hasn't fathered a child with an Alien mistress.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete has insurance against alien abduction ........ he's not daft he's got 20 years no claims bonus.

 

[TVC]

George thinks he's awake and living a true reality right now.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC thinks he lives in Leicester... but why would anyone think that?

 

[accountantpete]

Mort has started a club for the offspring of his well-to-do neighbours called the Young Wind Farmers.

 

[colly]

ACP has pencils. Rude pencils.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rockymountain is banned from Finchley library for fighting with the staff.

 

[Cheddar George]

McGinty only visits the library to soak up the atmosphere.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay is as quiet as a church mouse, but you should hear his elephant!!

 

[accountantpete]

In the local musical based on the life of Paul Gascoigne Archie played the part of one of Jimmy's five bellies.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay was kicked off Dragon's Den for being too generous.