Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

It was the uniform that attracted Speich to the Sally Army.

 

[colly]

Hanging handies on..............that's what Dayvo thinks armies are for.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mr and Mrs Colly's idea of dressing up for the evening is to smear each other in vinaigrette, filthy beasts!

 

[colly]

3BM ...........always re-living his salad days.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly hates finding half a slug in his lettuce.

 

[colly]

Archie's enemies get filled with slugs.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay leaves.... no, no, I'm wrong.... thankfully.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie alway leaves a trail of crumbs so that he can find his way back to Greggs.

 

[accountantpete]

Starbucks generously sponsor Cheddar George's NHS bed hoist.

 

[Dayvo]

Not having English as his native language, RM experienced a few problems when he first arrived in England.

He was heard to mutter 'cock-a-leekie' on many occasions, and people assumed he meant he wanted some soup, but, no: he was in the process of telling people that he needed to go to the toilet but lacked the appropriate vocabulary.

 

[Cheddar George]

Dayvo's mime for "where is your toilet" has got him arrested on every continent.

 

[Dayvo]

CG hasn't been to any continent. He's just incontinent.

 

[Dayvo]

RM is also known as Martin I, but likes to introduce himself as I, Martin, hoping for the same dramatic effect as Derek Jacobi in I, Claudius.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo is rarely seen fiddling.

 

[colly]

The only fiddling Archie does is his expenses.