roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
matthat has had more "bad customer experience " in his life than most people his age 

Thinair doesn't believe ladyboys exist outside of the media fantasy.
How he wishes it were true.
MDB keeps finding himself waking up at night,moth cold sweats, shouting "ITS ALL LIES, IT'S ALL LIES".
Oh, wait... Hang on a minute.....